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26 Apr2025

BioSocioGeny: The Northern White Crocodile gangrenes from the buttocks:

Written by Stasys Paulauskas.

1. Choking in the oil that has clogged all domestic supply chains, the unfortunate man is distracted in convulsions of belligerence, terrifying the whole world.

2. Forced to take care of the health of the entire organism of civilization, the demented Head (USA) decided to invite the backstabbing of nutrients, reorganizing the supply channels of oil, gas and other minerals in its favour. This is what led to the inflammation of the backbone - the disease of the Russia-Ukraine war, which revealed the cancer of stage IV oligarchic slavery.

3. Due to the desire of the many malignant cancerous tumours (oligarchs) to make a fortune by robbing other organs and the slightest productivity of slave labour, the immune system has not been able to replace the oil with "green growth", as a result of which the crocodile consistently puts an end to the agony of war, the growth of GDP hovers within the margin of error of measurements, as in the resuscitation ward.

 4. Although the cheerful Belly (European Union) still holds, but to detach itself from the body, the Head suggests that the Belly take care of its own affairs. The Baltic countries in the very abdomen with Poland and Finland feel the smell of gangrene and the danger of gangrene the most. If the cause of the disease - the cancer of oligarchic slavery - is not eliminated, the crocodile will face the same end that befell the USSR in 1991, when the blood circulation - innovations - stopped.

TREATMENT:

1. Eliminate wage slavery and oligarchic malignancies so that crocodile supply chains can be loosened and function normally.

2. Wash crocodile laxatives from petroleum poison by switching to green growth and electric cars. This will revive the crocodile.

3. To legalize the universal self-government of business of equal families, because of which each of its cells - the family will regain its freedom and innovation initiative.

4. To create a Universal Union of Peace that will abolish slavery forever, weapons, wars and open the way for humanity to grow into the 5th qualitative level of Life Homo Virtualis - Virtual Man. AMEN!

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